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Friday, March 9, 2012

Only Willie could reflect so eloquently on "wee" willie

Celibacy awaits us all!

Whether you are a country music fan or not, these are the words of a deep thinker and a highly intelligent person. 
Simple, yet so profound! 
These are words of wisdom from a famous philosopher, iconic country and western singer, on his 75th birthday below his esteemed portrait.
Only a man with such wisdom and maturity could be so concise and succinct in phrasing his feelings at this turning point in his life.

 "I have outlived my pecker."
The Penis Poem--by Willie Nelson
My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal, Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job, To find the frigin' thing.
 It used to be embarrassing, The way it would behave.
For every single morning, It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head, And watch me tie my shoes!!